Does it count as 'public' if it's with your own kids?
My wife and I have a boat in Tewkesbury and last time we were up there it was a bit cold so on the Sunday the children got into bed with me while No.2 put the post-shag brews on. I fell asleep, only to be rudely woken a few minutes later by my son, who's discovered that the bed is wet inside. I mutter something about 'condensation on a wooden boat' and turn to nod off again until yet more urgent jabs in the back and the cry of "Yes daddy but it's not compensation it's all sticky and it tasted weird too" followed by Cordelia - all of 6 years old - with "Oooh, let me try!". So, from this delightful and genuinly heart-warming family scene several questions arise:

i. Am I now a card carrying nonse in need of a huge collection of santa clauses and deers on the front of the house a.k.a. "Paedo Lights"
ii. Will my son, post early wanking years, remember yesterday's events at some point to wake in the night screaming his noggin off then run into my bedroom and pan me in?
iii. Since my wife contributed her own personal moip into the mix, as it were, isn't she also a padeo?
iv. Since my wife is a paedo ought I send her to a council estate in Portsmouth with a sign roung her neck so she can get what's coming to her, the skanky kiddy fiddling coo

I think we should be told.
(TrickyWoo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:07, 8 replies)

No that counts as "child abuse"
;)
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24, closed)

i think your title needs a bit of work
seriously
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29, closed)

in what way?
semi-seriously
(TrickyWoo, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56, closed)

Haha.
the way it depicts public sex with your kids..

just saying...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:46, closed)

( Malaka omdz, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:32, closed)

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When I was coming to the end of it being ok to get into bed with the parents I managed to land in the damp patch and commented on it. Wish I could remember what (lies) dad told me to explain it away.
(jvz, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:36, closed)

Nice summary at the end
made me chortle, it did.

At least you haven't spunked on someone else's kids though... :-/
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:48, closed)

thank you
very much!
(TrickyWoo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:12, closed)