Why I like fishing
The riverbank is peppered by sunlight, a leaf-green canopy breaking a brilliant blue sky. We have been here for an hour. When we left his house he promised me action and I refuse to leave until I'm satisfied. I watch his long fingers knowing how skillful and dexterous they can be. He pulls his t-shirt over his head in one quick movement baring a golden body slick with salted sweat. I respond by slowly unfastening the top buttons of my shirt.

We lean closer in anticipation. I am so near that I can smell the raw scent of his skin. I breathe lightly and the hairs on his arms stand skywards and I see him stiffen as his rod jerks, just once. He lightly caresses the thick shaft, barely touching it. The tip quivers. Another jerk! He grins, wild-eyed, and begins to move his hand.

"Let me!" I murmur, and I place my hands on his. He groans.

Together we manipulate the pole's pleasing thickness. There is a splash and I feel moisture on my skin. "Beautiful..." he whispers, lowering his hand into the wetness. My breath catches in my throat. I move my hands faster and he leans over me towards the dampness between my legs. He grunts as he dips down and in one commanding movement he snatches his hand away victoriously as I cry out in pleasure and relief and we collapse in a shuddering release, spent, back onto the riverbank.

Length? A good 13 inches and it smelt of fish.

[Edit: photo in replies]
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04, 13 replies)

Brilliant...!

You have been missed this week. I thought you more than anybody would have a tale or two for this QotW.

*clicks*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:07, closed)

haven't been online much this week -
put my back out mid-shag. Fucking painful fucking.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:09, closed)

I went fishing with a boyfriend once and all I got was sunburn : (
.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:42, closed)

sunburn
anywhere interesting?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:08, closed)

Unfortunately not : (
He was too interested in the bloody fishing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:44, closed)

the photographic evidence
A nice brown trout, 'bout 2.5lb




Edit: In all honesty, this is how I got into fishing. I'd go with my then-boyfriend and watch him becoming absorbed in the whole process. I then found that fucking on the riverbank was another interesting way to spend the time and that he didn't care so much about the fish when he was dipping his worm elsewhere. This progressed to shagging while fishing (one eye on the horizon watching for bailiffs, another on the rod). Eventually I got more and more excited about the actual fishing and bought a rod of my own. In fact, we went fishing the other day and didn't even think inappropriate thoughts at all. Well, maybe a little.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:33, closed)

brown trout !!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:51, closed)

Fishporn
... should be punished.

*** no click ***
(Biff..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:02, closed)

aw, what?
it's a true story.

Admittedly, there might have been a blow job or two beforehand that I didn't mention.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:04, closed)

i
read that as 'why i like fisting'
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:58, closed)

it's
a close second
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:03, closed)

Innuendo?
In YOUR endo. Nice fishporn - who would have thought thrashing about with a maggot could be so entertaining?
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:11, closed)

Well I never
I did something not altogether different a bit further up the page before I'd even read this.

Have a *click* for sharing my brainwaves
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:02, closed)