Inside a tiny, tiny shower in the room my girlfriend rents from an old lady
really only meant to hold one person, I was banging my head on the pipes overhead in our attempts to make room for ourselves(it was in a refurbished basement). We did the dirty and when I shifted my weight to, shall we say, dismount, the floor of the shitty fiberglass shower gave way and I put a gigantic crack through it, cutting my foot on the drain. I weigh less than twelve stone and my girlfriend is a twig, but our combined weight still nears that of a 50 year old Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast with diabetes.

Anyway, I made a stealth escape Solid Snake would be proud of just as the landlord came back home, before she could learn of the illicit things happening in her shower. I do however owe my girlfriend a couple hundred bucks so she can pay for the shower "she" broke.
( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:42, Reply)