After reading some of these stories I have only one thing to say.


"For the love of god won't somebody think of the children?"
(radial head fracture, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 19:54, 7 replies)

Good point. They have definitely been neglected this week.

I thought about shagging some children once, in public, in front of a church in fact.

Happy?

not true
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:15, closed)

If it's not true,
Why'd you tell me to bring all that damn camera equipment?
Stuff weighs a fuckin' ton.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:30, closed)

the 'thought about' part is not true...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:35, closed)

Good stuff.
Can't have you living a lie, that'd be bad.
You might end up suppressing it 'til you do something terrible.
Like fuck some kids...
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:43, closed)

I have to agree: please think of the children!
For fuck's sake, I use this website to teach my kids reading and grammar!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 3:46, closed)

I did...
And only then was I able to spaff
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:18, closed)

Haven't you been reading?
Practically all of the stories end up with love snot all over a variety of things, with the exception of a nearby cervix. So unless the ants that cart away the carpet-bombed protein cannonballs are climbing thighs and storing their sticky bounty inside a doubtless itchy uterus... WHAT children?
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:39, closed)