I've got nothing
to contribute, no wild public threesome or foursome mansex with Spanky, Pooflake, & Chart Cat in front of a whole nation of tennis fans, no bikini teams wanting VW bus sex, nothing. Even my threesomes have been relatively boring (compared to some of you here).

I feel so inadequate. I need to see my therapist now.

(I don't actually have a therapist. My problems were not adequate. I'm a qotw failure. Maybe I can start a 12 step program to allow me and other qotw failures to be true to our inner SpankyHanky).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 1:29, 6 replies)

I could give you an electric shock
Once an hour for the rest of your life, if you like?
( Cawl, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 1:43, closed)

Ohh...
Where? (Somebody please pinch me and let me know I'm not just dreaming this)!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 1:54, closed)

Jeez! we can't all be like them three.
What would the world be like?
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:58, closed)

I think either the heart
Or the brain would do the trick.
We could flip a coin?
( Cawl, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:30, closed)

Damn, I was hoping for someplace more


personal.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:35, closed)

Simple
buy a bottle of Jack Daniels, 20 fags, wash your cock and head out to where your guarenteed a bit of slapper action. Fuckin' marvellous, mate...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 13:42, closed)