Don't Bother Believing Me, No One Else Does.....
Not so much traumatic as just plain fucking weird. Once, on an early morning bus on the way to university, we drove past a man twenty foot up a ladder fixing the roof of his house. A totally normal scene apart from the fact that, I swear to god, he was wearing a two foot high, black, pointy witch's hat and going about his business like it weren't no thang.

I also was sure I once saw a destination sign on the front of a bus reading "19 - HEDGEHOG" but I may have been slightly drunk so am less willing to swear it on the lives of family members.
( Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 29 May 2008, 19:24, 3 replies)

my NTL cable TV box
said "CUNT" on it once, I swear. I believe you about the hedgehog.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 May 2008, 19:26, closed)

I believe you too.
I was walking down the road and I suddenly had this thought, wouldnt it be funny if there was a bus number 007? A minute later a bus came round the corner. And it was number 007!! I thought I was seeing stuff too!


Also some places names that busses go to can look humerous on the front of the bus, such as:

The number 13 to "Halfway" I wanna go the whole way there thank you!

The bus in Gibraltar to "Both Worlds". (woo twilight zone!)

And the old rickety Northern Busses that used to be on a "Mission"

Im sure you guys can think of plenty more!
(Miggyman, Thu 29 May 2008, 19:29, closed)

i swear on at least two occasions
i saw buses in stockport with "ROYSTON VASEY" on the front. i never dared get on one.
(squirrelking has never seen anyone shit like that before, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:47, closed)