Public Transport TraumaCompletely Underwhelmed writes, "I was on a bus the other day when a man got on wearing shorts, over what looked like greeny grey leggings. Then the stench hit me. The 'leggings' were a mass of open wounds, crusted with greenish solidified pus that flaked off in bits as he moved."
What's the worst public transport experience you've ever had?
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chthonic, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13)
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Not really traumatic....Just finished a week long temping job in Oxford, they let me leave at lunchtime cos they were such nice people (they paid me till 4 and even gave me a bottle of Malibu!) so I catch a train to Banbury to do some friday night drinking with friends...
It's one of the hottest days of the year and i'm at on an air conditioned train looking out at bright blue skies and bright yellow fields of rape seed....while drinking Malibu.
The carriage was also empty which added to my enjoyment.
I had such a nice trip...not traumatic in the slightest.
Just thought I would share that!
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:48, 5 replies)
Could I second that?If drinking Malibu isn't traumatic then something's badly wrong.
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You should have...... worked 'til 4 and told them to stick their coconut parafin where the 'totally tropical' sun don't shine.
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:14, closed)
being given a bottle of malibuis like being punched in the head.
Maybe it was concussion that made the trip so enjoyable?
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rofl harris, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:14,
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MalibuI work for the company responsible for distributing Malibu in the UK.
As such, I hereby apologise profusely on behalf of my company. We should know better and will try much harder next time.
I hope none of my colleagues read this... some people here actually like the stuff.
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Moey, Fri 30 May 2008, 10:18,
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