PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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A wretched hive of scum and villainy in BlackpoolWe were on a stag do in Blackpool and were in the alcoholic preamble in a hotel bar at about 5/6 PM. Our party numbered 20 strong and we were sharing the shitty bar with a group of guys of varying ages one of whom was gently oscillating at the bar after evidently drinking his own body weight.
The pissed up fellow with his back to us at the bar was wearing a replica England football strip and in the process of necking 3/4 of his pint when I saw the most unholy thing I have seen in a public bar.
I sat there watching as a small brown stain appeared on his shorts. And the stain grew. And a stench of shit filled the bar.
I started a domino effect of horrified nudging amongst our lot notifying the next man down the line that a chap had shat himself not 10 feet from us.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 21:26, Reply)
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