a bit like greyhounds post below (i.e. sneaking stuff in)
we were in wetherspoons, rather hungry but alas there was no food as their weekly delivery had been delayed (and being students at teh time had only a short amount of time before we had to go back to lectures.

when you and your friends are sat at a table with full pints of cheap ale staring back at you what do you do?

thats right play rock paper scissors to see who goes to the KFC round the corner and smuggles the food back in

we would have got away with it if it were not for a certain greedy sod (not me by the way the rest of us ate as quickly as possible and stashed the empty boxes out of sight, to be taken away by us when we left obviously) who ordered a bucket for himself, i think what added insult to injury and got us kicked out when the barmaid came round to collect empty glasses from our table only to find a guy munching away on the colenel's finest coated in their mayonnaise and tomato ketchup
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:29, Reply)