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its saturday night i was in town for a couple of pints with my sister and one of my mates, the first pub we went into was full of under-age chavy people so we didnt hang around. in the second place we went to (the market tavern, if you ever find yourself in atherstone and want some good ale i reccomend it) we were sat drinking when a young girl (probably 12ish) walks in, my sister says "now she is definitely under-age"

in one of my (now thankfully) rare quick as anything comeback moments(in otherwords brain not connected to mouth) i replied by grabbing my crotch and saying "i reckon she is just the right age"

it goes without saying that my sister and my friend were horrified (while trying and failing to not fall out of their seats with laughter) while the old timer at the table next to us just shuffled uncomfortably
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 22:50, Reply)