Hardest OAP on earth
I have a job in a working men's club right in the centre of town. As a result, we get drunken teenagers coming in on the weekends that regularly piss off the alleged 'working men'.

Now, one of the members of the committee in this club was kind of the local hard bastard aswell. His name was Tommy and he was kind of friendly and would help you out and not really complain too much.

Anyway, one friday, a group of students on the rag-week (do they still call it that? these crazy youngsters nowadays.) came in dressed as various superheroes, one of which was Superman.

As the night went on, Superman got more pissed. Most of his mates had left him, and he was kind of wandering around the different bars trying to look surreptitious (dressed as Superman) and buying more and more of the delicious beverage Stella Artois.

After a while, the bar staff noticed that Superman hadn't been seen in a while, until I turned to look at the CCTV screen - where I saw Tommy wrestling with Superman in the car park. I don't know if Superman pissed anyone off, or if Tommy just fancied a fight.

What I do know is that I cannot look at Superman the same way now I've seen him getting leathered by an old man.
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:29, 1 reply)

amazing
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(amauriosis fugax took more than one snow day off, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:49, closed)