not my local but I'm in there fairly often
In the village where I sometimes drink when I'm home from uni there are 2 people with certified downs, one of them collects glasses in a pub I drink in, the other I see around and about and have spoken to a few times. The two downies hate each other with a passion, though. One night I'm sat in the pub with a few mates when Paul* (the none glass collecting downy.) Walks into the pub. He sits down with a pint of bitter and a bag of quavers enjoying himself. James* (the glass collector) has seen this as an insult as he's walking into his place of work. Moving in on his turf. James goes over and tells him to get out. Paul having done nothing wrong says no, so James grabs Pauls pint and throws it over him. Paul reacts and punches him in the face, the two start to wrestle until they're split up by the land lord who's stood behind the bar poking them with a snooker cue. James is sent home while Paul is cleaned up and apologised to.

I've not seen anything to top that but I have other stories which I'll post later on.

*names changed to protect the innocent.
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 4:37, 2 replies)

proper hilarity
"until they're split up by the land lord who's stood behind the bar poking them with a snooker cue"

top notch

i think i would have died on the spot
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)

to semi quote lord of the rings
that is "both beatiful and terrible"
(Mong goose, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:33, closed)