bacon sellers:
Please kill them on sight, or at least rough them up a bit. You see, what they are probably doing is this: Going to a nearby supermarket (like the one I used to work at); stealing bacon. Lots of it. Said bacon is then taken into pubs such as the one next door and sold on the cheap.

Result: The criminal profits, the real customers who actually wanted bacon can't get any becasue of the now-empty shelves, the understaffed-staff get seven kinds of flak becasue they can't be in several places at once to stop all shoplifting. But then, an evil employer gets ripped off, so it's not all bad.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:16, Reply)