Sorry.
This seems like as good a time as any to apologise to the the employees of The Queen of Hearts, Fallowfield for the night in 1994 when they would have found my shit covered underwear shoved behind the toilet.


That said, you only have yourself to blame for serving me 15 pints of gut rotting bitter and not preventing the toilet roll in the gents from running out.

It also seems like a good time to say to my good friend Katharine who was working the bar there that very evening, the reason I looked uncomfortable when you told me that 'someone had fucking shat themselves and left their pants in the toilet apparently' was that, yes, I already knew.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:43, 9 replies)

OMG! Queen of Hearts.
A couple of years before I started to frequent the place but maybe just as well as I may have thrown myself at you in my drunken stupor.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:46, closed)

Aw,
I wish I'd stayed longer now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:53, closed)

This now makes me worry.
There may be some Manc b3tans on here I did take home.

*shudders*


Any male b3tans sporting a skin head and or goatee beard who lived in South Manchester around the years of 1995 to 1997 and were accosted by a tall women with short dark hair then I apologize. I hope you received the necessary therapy to block the episode out of your brain.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:04, closed)

Ermmm
I had a skinhead back then...

...How tall are you???
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:24, closed)

It's ok.
I've checked your profile pic and your far too attractive for me to have picked up : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)

Why thank you
But on the picture you can't detect the strange smell of rancid fish I give off...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:52, closed)

*click*
Well done! You must take that secret with you to your grave... not sure how posting the tale on the internet fits in with that idiom... Very funny, though...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:24, closed)

Surely youe mean...
... The Queen Of Tarts?

Was date-rape central, for a while.

It's also just around the corner from my house.

The previous two facts are unrelated, by the way.
(ScousersPet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:46, closed)

Just round the corner from Tarts?
Howdy neighbour... I live practically opposite OP (student scum I am)
(alpha doesn't have a witty phrase to write here, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 11:44, closed)