PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Age 15, trying to get servedWe dressed as 'adult' as we could, half a dozen of us in our Cadet Forces cammo jackets and marched into a city centre pub in the middle of Lincoln.
Ian the Shed had actual, manly bum-fluff on his chin, so he went first, put on his deepest voice and said: "Pint of your best, please".
An, as if by magic, Ian the Shed got served in a pub. Real beer. In a pub. Wow.
Gaz the Granny-Shagger went second, on the strength that even though he was underage, he knew LOADS of pensionable women, and something might have rubbed off. Pint of lager. Bingo.
Then: Knee-high Roger. A fifteen-year-old, trapped in the body of a nine-year-old who once confessed that he had wanked thirty-seven times in an hour.
"Cup of beer, please mister"
"OUT"
Fussocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:31,
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If only...... he'd asked for a flagon of mead.
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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:31,
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