Lorenzo's nightclub, Dunfermline, circa 1995
Picture the scene.

It's the final dance of the evening. A slow number. The dancefloor is progressively filling up with couples both longstanding and erm...more recent, i.e. that have just bagged off with each other within the last 20 seconds.

I took to the floor with the Mrs Fister of the time. As we held each other closely and moved rhythmically to George Michael (or whatever the hell it was) I noticed not 2 feet from us another couple similarly engaged.

However, there was one subtle difference. The gentleman had his hand right up his lady-friend's skirt, into her knickers, and right up her mimsy. In full view of everyone. He appeared to be indulging in what I could only describe as 'Captain Birdseye'.

Dunfermline, a quality nicht oot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:23, 6 replies)

hehehe
For the clientele who like a classier night out than Sleazers in Kirkcaldy ;)
( djtrialprice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:29, closed)

I don't believe I've had the pleasure.....
...of either Sleazers in Kirkcaldy or a lady's mimsy on the dancefloor. ;)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:36, closed)

I called it Sleazers
But its actual name was Caesars. I'm told it's no longer called that but it would have been back in '95.

The best warning about the place I'd heard was, "Make sure you don't trip over the school bags on your way in."
( djtrialprice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:23, closed)

Ah I see
I vaguely remember Jackie O's, but I would expect that would be long gone now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:30, closed)

Caesars was next door to Jackie O's
and not quite as classy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 10:20, closed)

I've seen this happen
Except I was 15 and at a school dance.

Eeww
(TheChicken Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:55, closed)