PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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No eye dear.In a fairly rough pub in Birmingham city centre (which I thought was called the ‘Nailgun’ but in fact was called something else, however the name ‘Nailgun’ suited it perfectly).
Anyway, things inevitably started to kick off and I swiftly left the place but not before I saw a man pierce another mans eyeball with a car key. It didn’t burst explosively, but it did ‘plop’ wetly causing vitreous jelly to leak out of the eyeball and down the man’s cheek. It looked like he was crying. Perhaps he would be crying for real if the chap hadn’t gone on to ram the point of the key into the guy's tear duct and try to wrench it wider.
Actually it might not have been his tear duct, and perhaps he was going in to dig into the eyeball but I was on my way out I didn’t stop to ask.
“Just another half then, please.”
(, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:26, 2 replies)
Urgh.......I just did a sick thanks to that. Vile!
*clicks*
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:34,
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