
Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Absolutely bostin' evening!
More mohawks than you could shake a stick at, enough leather in the clothing to reupholster Surrey and anough metal in the piercings to make an entire chieftain tank.
Happy days, and we all got out alive!
( , Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:47, 2 replies)

...Like the yellow bellied bell-end that I am.
You were there.
I would've been fine - there were only 6 of 'em...and it takes at least 20 to equal 1 Captain Placid.
( , Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:51, closed)

When I used to pay for the privilege of being trained by the best Aikido teachers*, 4-5 times a week.
As I said, happy days.
*Thrown about like a 17 - stone dishrag and having my joints manipulated into positions that are specifically banned by the Geneva Convention.
( , Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:59, closed)

What are you sayin' about mohawks?!
*reads the Aikido comment*
Ah, well, carry on!
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:53, closed)
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