3 Years
Working in a pub. That's three years worth of tales, storys, fails and gorey happenings. The first few that spring to mind -

Local prankster nicked the letter "L" from the front of the pub so that it read "Pub ic House"

I once found a chap in the urination station with blood oozing from his wrist. He just looked at me and calm as a breeze says "can you help me?" Tempted though I was to say "no mate" and continue to releive my bladder I decided to promptly call thambulance.

Pissed people screaming Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of their voice atop the bar's tables is quite funny. Especially when you record it and show them the next day.

To summerise - Without pubs there'd be nowhere for the alcoholics, nutters, village idiots and (from what I gather) nowhere for the druggies to relax descreetly and not stick out from the crowd.
(Moofster, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:05, 4 replies)

well...
On behalf of my people (alcoholics, nutters, druggies)
we thankyou
(kristofski69, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:18, closed)

Lolz
Cheers. All are welcome when I'm on the bar.
(Moofster, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:25, closed)

True, too true...
... never been in one of these dens of sin myself, but I hear they're full Satanists, scum of the earth and *tchh* lorry driver types...


...(perchance a touch of sarcasm in this reply)

Good post though - cheers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 17:31, closed)

They should've nicked the 'u' as well
And made it "Pubic Hose".

Excellent post, as well :)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:45, closed)