Frasier
I want to tell you all about an old Scottish friend of mine Frasier. Frasier likes his drink, and tends to have the most unusual things happen to him when he was drinking.

Once apon a time Frasier was in one of the local pubs, off his head as usual. A nice lively Irish trad band was playing (As tends to happen in Ireland). So Frasier was there jumping around the place like a mad man. Now, as unlikely as it sounds, into the pub walks a drunk midget. Somehow, Frasier ends up jumping around the place, with this drunk midget sitting up on his shoulders, he looks around the place, basking in the glory of all the patrons cheering and waving at their merry dance!

After a little while, he wonders why they are grabbing at him and he realizes that they are not in fact cheering, but screaming at him to stop. Turns out our Scottish friend was doing his energetic dancing under a ceiling beam.

The poor unconscious midget did not enjoy bleeding from the head as much as Frasier enjoyed his dancing.

There are many many more stories about Frasier and his antics locally, if my inability to write has not turned any of you off, let me know and I will post another.
(oeb, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)