PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Last nightSome friends and I went to the new local [new because our old one got closed down, what's with all the nice pubs being closed] anyway...
After a few beverages with the lads and what I can only describe as "Ladettes" someone suggested we head into the nearest town centre and continue our "binge" drinking. The only reason I know I went into town is because of the still wet stamp on the back of my hand. The one's you get after you've paid to get into a shit pub/club. The only outstanding memory of the night is the blue flashing sunglasses I nicked off a weird lady outside the venue. Having these neon goggles upon my face only exacerbated the effect of alcohol.
My advice to thee is to never buy cheap novelty crap from strangers outside your destination.
(, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
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