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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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It is indeed the one Fred Negro hosts.
And it sometimes features in his "Fred Negro's pub" comic in Inpress magazine.

It is so bizarre that this would come up now- just this morning I found the voting form from aforementioned strip for one of the karaoke Oscars.

I appear on it under the 'best newcomer' category, as they were too drunk to remember that I had been going for nearly a year and a half at this point. They also couldn't remember my name, so I was listed as 'That tall sexy ass chick that does the Brazillian shimmy'.

That particular Oscar night was fun- Ralph came down and reviewed it and took some pics for a feature they were doing on karaoke.
I got my pic in! And upon seeing it, learned instantly and forever the notion that I should **NOT** wear white undies under a black dress if I was going to appear under a spotlight. Naked clock guy also appeared, but still in his leathers at that point of the evening.

Other highlights include:
-The MC (Fred and the guy whose name I forget) dancing around with a giant blowup cock.
-Presenting me with my champers for pwning the night, and promptly sculling it in front of me during my victory song.
-Introducing me as a tranny on my first night ever (I'm 6ft but all woman). I think I got some cred for going "Well, anyone who wants to know the truth can come and grab my number when I'm done", then launching into my song.
-My friend being called a stuck-up cunt by the bar staff for ordering a beer that wasn't VB.
-The big bull dyke who tried to ply me with whiskey, twisted my nipple when I kissed her and said 'Does that turn you on?', and was subsequently found bragging to all and sundry about what she was going to do to me that evening (she didn't- I went home...does this make me a clit-tease?).
-I once went out barhopping with Fred and a bunch of others after...

Sounds like an Aussie b3ta meet in the making, no? Gaz me!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 6:37, Reply)

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