PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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DartsA few friends and I got into a game of darts with some long haired bikers / greasers when we were about 18 / 19.
The beers were slipping down nicely, and we found ourselves in a winning situation. A round of drinks would soon be within our grasp.
The bikers / greasy cunts didn't take too kindly to this, and various insults were traded whilst we were playing, and what started as banter quickly turned more nasty. Indeed, we thought that pretty soon we would be in for some fisticuff action.
My mate, nicely drunk, walks up to me as I am supping on my pint and approaching the oche and says loudly "Let the wookie win" I sprayed my pint everywhere, laughed loudly, and sure enough we found ourselves in a fight.
We held up well against the much older, hairier blokes, but soon we were overwhelmed by them, so we then put together our magic rings and summoned Captain Planet. But when he turned up, he found there was no environmental evil afoot, so he ordered a pint of bitter and had a go on the fruity.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
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