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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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A long long time ago, in a publiverse far, far away
Went to school with a chap called Russell Powell.
He had a younger sister called Lesley, and a younger one called Jenny, that one you will have seen on tv. EDIT Lesley was curvier and in many ways prettier than jenny turned out to be .

Lesley went out with my mate Tony for best part of 2 years. we were in the school local ( teachers around the saloon side of the then recently knocked all in one, pupils around the previously public side.)

It is Lesley`s birthday, curmudgeonly George the licensee has seen her drinking in there nearly 3 years, "Congratulations, can I buy you one?" When he brings it back he asks, "and how old are you today? "Eighteen".

Wish I had had a camera, only the mental pic remains of the look on his face.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:42, 3 replies)
Jenny Powell
lived in poynton didnt she? Is that were this was?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 18:09, closed)
no.
Went to Lesleys 18th at their parents place in Ilford. from what (If) I remember (correctly) she went to Ilford county high and then some stage school, she was quite a bit younger. I think Jenny was 10 in 76 or 77, one of the 2 years we had a school camp and Russes folks had booked the same site, I`ve got a photo of her being given the bumps on her birthday, so that puts it June/July/. when she first showed up on the telly I though no it can`t be, she didn`t speak like that, none of us did. then she gave the game away and showed her bruv Russ who had joined the police and been in best part of 10 years by then.

the important bit was that her sis Les was forward enough to pass for 18 and the poor old landlord of the Moby Dick was in shock.
The star connection was just me being garrulous.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, closed)
I did that in
The Hare and Hounds in Crowton Cheshire and the fucking barred me on the spot! Twats!
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:08, closed)

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