Pubs
Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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The Tasker Tanning
Last year, around September, the manager of my local in Huddersfield set up a Facebook group.
"If 400 people join this group, Richard Tasker will get a spray tan"
Naturally everyone signed up, if memory serves more than 600 people swiftly joined up, which was impressive as the pub's not massive, so 600 must be about twice the establishment's legal capacity.
It is declared that Richard Tasker, legendary barman, awesome mate, and all round stand up bloke, will be having his spray tan in the pub.
The day comes at the end of October. The pub's packed out. The theme from Rocky comes on, as a little white man in a dressing gown is paraded through the pub before being taken to the DJ booth, where a spray tan machine is waiting for him. He strips off his dressing gown to reveal he is wearing a poorly fitted thong. He then recieved a spray tan, thus turning this man:
Into this man:
All in the name of charity, of course!
( , Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:31, 2 replies)
Last year, around September, the manager of my local in Huddersfield set up a Facebook group.
"If 400 people join this group, Richard Tasker will get a spray tan"
Naturally everyone signed up, if memory serves more than 600 people swiftly joined up, which was impressive as the pub's not massive, so 600 must be about twice the establishment's legal capacity.
It is declared that Richard Tasker, legendary barman, awesome mate, and all round stand up bloke, will be having his spray tan in the pub.
The day comes at the end of October. The pub's packed out. The theme from Rocky comes on, as a little white man in a dressing gown is paraded through the pub before being taken to the DJ booth, where a spray tan machine is waiting for him. He strips off his dressing gown to reveal he is wearing a poorly fitted thong. He then recieved a spray tan, thus turning this man:
Into this man:
All in the name of charity, of course!
( , Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:31, 2 replies)
Tastefully done.
I thought he was gonna be orange. A little dabble with the HSL and he could be :)
Edit: I got bored:
( , Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:43, closed)
I thought he was gonna be orange. A little dabble with the HSL and he could be :)
Edit: I got bored:
( , Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:43, closed)
thanks
I nearly pissed myself at work when I saw that bloke on the right.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:45, closed)
I nearly pissed myself at work when I saw that bloke on the right.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:45, closed)
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