PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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And then what happened?I was expecting something like this...
The scent of her perfume taunted me as we walked home hand in hand. I could feel the warm meat juice from my kebab running down my right hand. The hunger for her touch was only marginally outstripped by that for my doner. As I romantically popped the last morsel of expertly roasted processed lamb into her mouth I had the sudden urge to feel her warm body against mine. I pulled her tightly towards me and we embraced under the warm glow of the Lidls shop front. The beauty and silence of the moment was only punctuated by her chewing on the lamb I had givenher moments before.
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