PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Elephant walks into a pub right...Not so much my local as a good pub story (I was too young @ the time).
Circus came to Mt. Isa, North Queensland. Carnies and local japes decided it would be good PR to get the circus elephant into the pub for a beer on Friday night. They got it halfway into the side door & gave it several Darwin Stubbies (VERY big bottles of Northern Territory Beer).
Said elephant left many "PC-incorrect-umbrella-stand" sized holes in the floor and side of bar then went on a pissed rampage down the main street.
Was eventually subdued with a kebab and a cab ride back home.
True story & fortunately not the most astounding thing to happen in town that week.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:34, 1 reply)
*click*thats good
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