PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Herr Doktor has reminded meI was in the Cavern in Exeter, supping a beer when across the room I noticed smoke starting to billow from the bottom of some chap's jeans.
After laughing for a second it became apparent that there was a glowing circle on the bottom of this guys trouser leg, currently the size of my fist and expanding...
I jumped up, scampered over to him and delighted myself by saying "Excuse me, but you appear to be on fire"
The guy then looked down, looked back at me and gave me the filthiest evil look you could possibly imagine. No word of thanks or anything.
Me: "Next time you can just fucking burn then"
That guy was a twat.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 12:56,
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