Sex in the toilets
Yes, so I did it in the toilets of a pub. Not my local mind you, but a pub in the London bridge area. My girlfriend at the time was absolutely insistent that we went and did it right then and there. The fact that I was there with a double date who happened to be my brother and some new girl he'd met did nothing to dampen her enthusiasm.

I felt cheap and nasty afterwards. Used for sex in a pub by my girlfriend. They say the most sensitive part of your body is your hearing when you're wanking and I think the same could be said of sex in pub toilets. Your hearing becomes acute as does your awareness of hand rail positions in the disabled loos.

This occurrence happened two further times during our two year liason. One of which resulted in some serious pain through alcoholic induced complacency. The details of which are neither suitable nor within the context of this weeks questions so I shall graciously omit them.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:59, Reply)