PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Unintended assultA couple of years ago I was in my local having a game of pool and a few pints with a mate. At one point I felt an urgent need to take a piss.
To get to the gents toilet in this particular establishment you went through the outer door, down a short corridor and then through another door into the toilet.
I was full steam ahead down the corridor and I had my arm extended out in front of me ready to push the inner door open, when it was suddenly opened from the inside by someone else.
Im 6'3, this other chap was not much over about 5'. The palm of my outstreached hand connected with his face. My momentum caused me to push the poor chap backwards and to smack his head hard against the back wall, where he collapsed unconscious onto the floor.
When he came round, I bought him a pint.
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:57, Reply)
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