no one with any sense ever grows up
whilst beatifically widdled and all mankind ( and especially womenkind) are your friends you may be tempted to do something silly.
Do not respond to the policeman who asks you what you are doing and the reply has something like "hanging on officer" and then says to you "why don`t you grow up " with : but I`m 5 ft 11 already?"

Not unless there is also an older non proby copper with him as minder who is about to collapse with laughter, and takes control and gives you a pretend bollocking on one side trying to keep a straight face, and then winks at you.
I was very lucky that there was no guile, I had just answered in a very childlike way before the censor set in: whoops proby plod didn`t like that, wonder why?
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)