Fosters promotion
I rocked up late to the Cardiff Union bar (The Taf. Woo!) to find a Fosters promotion in full swing with my mates clad in t-shirts and hats.

"What other prizes can you get?" I ask, to which the answer was a watch

Me: "How many pints?"
Assembled masses: "8"
Me: "How long do I have?"
AM: "40 minutes"
Me: "RIGHT!"

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I stumble up the bar approximately 40 minutes and 8 pints later.

Me: "I want a watch!"
Bar man: "Sorry, time's up. and we didn't have any watches left anyway"
Me: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

Bloody beer promotions
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:44, 4 replies)

Ha!!!
Thats great!

Beer promotions... wonder how many people have died of alcohol poisoning striving for that cuddly toy, watch, t-shirt, or golfing umbrella???
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)

that's some fast drinking
i'm amazed your stomach/bladder could hold that volume of liquid at any one time
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:18, closed)

I heard once from my doctor
that the bladder can only hold a very maximum 1500ml. It's gotta get through the intestines first though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:57, closed)

I used to have a big stomach!
and I did piss a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 15:25, closed)