any excuse....
A chap came into my local and ordered a guinnss, while the barmaid was pouring he unzipped his fly and pissed up the bar, and as she said "oi!" he walked out. Next day eaxactly the same to the landlord.

Third day he walked in and the landlord clocked him as he walked in "oi you, 2 days you`ve come in, ordered a pint and not paid for it and pissed up my bar, sod off you are barred for life!" so he walked out.

2 months later the same bloke walks in, the landlord sees him and says go, youare lifetime barred, but the guy says "wait a minute, I`ve gone for help, I`ve been seing a psychiatrist, he has pointed out the problem and I`m cured"

Oh in that case what can i get you?
"pint of Guinness please" as he is pouring again, the chap unzips and takes a pee up the bar *oi you bastard I thought you were cured?"
"I am, I don`t feel guilty about it any more".
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