More bad impressions
Further to my previous post:
www.b3ta.com/questions/pubs/post364484

I then decided that it would be a safe bet to sort a night out bowling for everyone, so promptly booked at the local bowlarama and a good night was had by all. As we finished off our games and were pretty well oiled we decided to head to my local for a night cap, now this was the first time that my GF had been to my local, and I told her that it's a decent, cheap pub but occasionally there is a bit of trouble or the odd scrap (this was highlighted when a fight broke out at a wake on paddy's day).

So we go there and a pleasant night is being had when suddenly there is a massive kick off in the lounge, it looked like one of those bar brawls from a western, some highlights include:

One girl attempted to break a wine bottle on a chair whereupon it made a loud THUNK noise and bounced back up, the look of pure bewilderment and consternation on her face was pretty funny though.

The fight getting to such a point that it actually ends up in the car park with about 30 people brawling, shouting, crying and possibly farting too

One girl in her best party frock sprinting form one side of the car park to the other, arms whirring round in a Popeye style to hit another girl in a party frock

Anyone not involved in the fight watching form inside the pub and pointing and laughing...

Not a great first impression for my local for the missus...but she's been back since so can't be too bad!

Incidental the local in question is the Woodlands pub, where they used to film the crown green bowling!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 12:21, 1 reply)

Never been in there
I just used to go the Shell Club down the road. Shithole.
( Nickalollyoff DOG FARTS, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 17:40, closed)