The Bluff
Following my previous, and sad post. The Bluff (in Durban RSA) is notorious for very odd behaviour.

Our band played at Coasters (a different shite venue to my previous story) shortly after Christmas last year. We are a mellow outfit and play the likes of Simply Red, Lionel Richie, Fleetwood Mac etc.

There was one typical drunk fella floating around harrassing everyone. at one stage he went to my wife and told her,"You are not allowed to leave here until I pinch your bum." She pointed to the big guy on stage (me) and said, "if you look at me again he will kick your arse."

He never did.

Some time later that night, a guy wheeled his motorcycle into the bar and proceeded to do a burnout inside, filling the place with rubber flavoured smoke.

None of the regular patrons flinched. I guess they thought it was a smoke machine.

During our break we noticed a small car with steamy windows and one head in the passenger seat. you could make out this guy was getting some prime fellatio. Nothing abnormal until he got out, and then another guy got out the other side.

it was the biker and the drunk...

Our manager got a bollocking from us for booking us into a venue where people smoke eachothers pipes while blowing smoke and trying their luck at being straight
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:32, 4 replies)

Not to sound too corny...
but some of my best mates are gay. Some of the best places to drink in London are the gay bars and clubs. Shouldn't give your manager a bollocking for booking you in in a place where the love of the cock is prevelant... in my opinion.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:36, closed)

True indeed
(sweeping generalisation warning)
Less trouble, great atmosphere, into the music.

Better than somewhere full of intimidating drunken arseholes trying it on with your girlfriend every two seconds. I'm blessed with a remarkable pretty partner and she struggles to get down the street without tossers leering at her, places *ahem* chock-full *ahem* of benders are a blessed relief to her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:48, closed)

then again
this wasnt a gay bar. It was 2 straight guys, one of whom tried to get it on with my mrs.

I think qya guys would prefer the band anyway...
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:00, closed)

It may well have been the biker and the drunk....
...but who was doing who? We need to be told.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Feb 2009, 13:47, closed)