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Jeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."

What's happened in your local then?

(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Bizarre and Totally Gross
One of my good friends brother, Mike, plays Rugby. He's about 6ft 7, but one of the nicest guys you will ever meet - he's also a dead ringer for Dean Cain, the guy who played superman in the TV series.

Anyway, when Mike wasn't on tour, he would introduce us to all the latest drinking games..and over time, you build up a tollerance to alcohol. I never was a big drinker, but would think nothing of drinking 8 pints (usually 1 would be downed, due to the rule, you couldn't be double parked.. Mike however, like the rest of the Rugby team could drink 15 pints easy!).

It was suggested that we all descend upon the 'Rugby club' as the beer was cheaper..
So off we went, and to say my eyes were opened is an understatement !

The whole team were there.. Having boat races, and downing pints in a couple of seconds. Then as a party piece, one player downed his pint and then proceeded to eat the glass. (It took him about 5 minutes to chomp through the whole thing..but thats not the point!).

One player came running through the bar naked, with a long strip of toilet paper hanging out of his arse - lit like a fuse..

Then it was up to the captain to shine ! He stood at the bar and finished his pint, then he got down on his knees as a couple of lads held a 4 pint container steady whilst the captain placed a funnel in his mouth.

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG.. rang through the air..

And Chug he did. All 4 pints gone. Then he stumbled over to the bar, picked up his empty glass, and filled it to the top with puke.

After it was filled.. he calmly placed it on the bar, and picked up another fresh pint of beer, and started drinking again.

I haven't been back for a while...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)

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