PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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I have one more at QOTW last orders.I ordered a pint of lager in a pub in Scotland once, and the landlord called me a fucking poof.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:01,
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To be fairYou are one.
*legs it before Browser can *get* me*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:05,
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!!No I am a bit. I thought I was being manly by ordering a whole pint.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:23,
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rear gunners drink lagerFirst day in first job, exactly what first happened, wasn`t memorable turned up at 10 and assume I went to personnel and at some point a very imposing chap in a serious suit ( I`d turned up in a suit just in case) a forces tache and dontchaknow dearboy wing commander banter gave me a whistlestop tour and at about 10 to 12 asked me: do you... DRINK at all? "It has been known sir" ( you felt obliged to say sir) what do you drink? "bitter sir, real ale where possible" Splendid chap! I could tell you weren`t one of these homosexual lager drinkers, follow me.
He took me into the firms pub and bought me a pint of youngs and handed me over to the shift leader who arrived at the same time.
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