Is this the time in the qotw when......
We all look around to see who's left to take home?
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:10, 8 replies)

So how about it then?
To borrow a line I liked from BobbyParadise: I live down the road and have a waterbed
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)

I prefer....
Get your coat luv, you've pulled : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:18, closed)

It's a rough pub.
Pick a window we're leaving
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:22, closed)

I've got a mate named Ian who's best
chat up line when drunk is: "My name's Ian... Isn't that BRILLIANT!!!" Doesn't work very often.

I prefer the subtle art of making my package look as big as possible whilst sitting there, pissed off my head, attempting to look mean and moody...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:24, closed)

Are you drunk enough to go home with me then?
Shame, that level of beer goggles means you`ll pass out on me, they always do
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:33, closed)

I don't really suffer with beer goggles.
I get that drunk women attitude that makes them think they're far more attractive than they really are.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:39, closed)

I see.......
Just bear in mind that femme fatale + alcohol can tend toward femme falling over once the night air hits.
(tootired Is searching for a funny sig, nothing good so far, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)

I've always liked....
......looking at my crotch whilst saying 'Well it's not going to suck itself' as a method of attacting the ladies.

Never worked mind.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:21, closed)