PubsJeccy writes, "I've seen people having four-somes, fights involving spastics and genuine retarded people doing karaoke, all thanks to the invention of the common pub."
What's happened in your local then?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 20:55)
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Just remembered...Sat in one of my favourite old-fart pubs last weekend watching England stuff Italy after work. It was pretty packed out with with people having a swift jar before going down to the Walkers Stadium for the Leicester City match, most of which have kids in tow, obviously bored and anxious to watch the footy.
Two little buggers aged about 8 start flicking barmats at my leg, my attempts to tell them to pack it in failed miserably (presumably because I couldn't stop chuckling as I attempt to dish out a bollocking).
Eventually I ask "Why are you doing that?"
"Because you're an Oldham fan." is the response I get.
Now I'm not sure how they had reached this conclusion, I was still in my work uniform so didn't appear the have an alleigence either way, but you can't fault their loyalty.
(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:35, Reply)
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