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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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A lad on the tube
Got very upset with me because apparently I was disrespecting him and treating him like a pussyole. Why did I got to be so harsh to ‘im bruv, innit? He was part of the a rough crew and was well connected, bruv, and I ought to just show him some respect and not be dissing him.

By ‘dissing him’ he meant not giving him my phone. He ‘wanted to make an important call’ and he’d forgotten his, innit? I inquired how he intended to make a call whilst 100m underground on the Piccadilly Line, which he didn’t like.

He was the worst mugger ever. After I told him to fuck off he tried it on two girls in the next carriage who just laughed at him. When he got off he made cutthroat gestures at me as he walked along the platform and I laughed at him. The whole impression of menace could have been better achieved if he hadn’t had his little brother with him, still in school uniform.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:47, 5 replies)
This did make me chuckle.
Kids these days eh?
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:54, closed)
too sexy for their own good

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:24, closed)
Quick, internet hardmen everywhere! Your fierce typing into the internets is needed!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:08, closed)
This among other things
is one of the many reasons I would never like to live in london.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:39, closed)
I like this
and have duly clicked
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:08, closed)

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