Pure Fury
A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.
Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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my brother again
"WHERE ARE YOU, YOU HORRIBLE FUCKING CUNT? I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FILTHY BASTARD! GET HERE! HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!? I'LL GET YOU, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU PRICK, YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER FUCKING BORN!"
he REALLY hates bluebottles
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:41,
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MORE cruelty to small, defenceless animals :'(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:42,
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he's a fucking psycho
he'd be a serial killer if he wasn't so lazy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 16:48,
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He has strange ideas about the life cycle of insects.
'YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER LAID' or 'YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD NEVER HATCHED!' is what he should have said.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 17:31,
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he's altogether strange
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:09,
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Most beverages are available in brown, green or clear bottles,
there is really no reason to have blue bottles in your house.
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the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:17,
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Bet you made that pun on the fly.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 18:22,
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definitely winging it
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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i find them quite attractive ornaments
especially the victorian ones
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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As our old mate Rob would attest to, in Australia,
a blue bottle is a sea creature similar to a jelly fish which, if swatted will sting you and give you a rash.
If these where what he was referring to, he may have a point.
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bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:58,
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no, the small flying insect
not the sea creature.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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fly wank
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AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:39,
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