I don't work like that.
Give me your usual pile of random non sequiturs...and I'll have a bash at constructing something readable.

If I can bear to wade through the desperate cries for help, the constant begging for acceptance and the horrid, icy loneliness...I might find the tiniest kernel of a narrative with which I can work.

Over to you.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:41, 3 replies)

Go on, you're the best double act on the net since two girls and a cup

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:01, closed)

Have a suggestion
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2104328
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:04, closed)

I'm game.
It's nice to have someone working for me again.

Just remember - the majority of 'real' members (who actually post stories week to week rather than just fling shit at posters constantly) will still click for my stories regardless. However if you redo mine there's a good chance the shit flingers will repost it ad nauseum and repeatedly click it. Maybe even to the detriment of your own offering.

Plagiarism rarely pays off.
EDITED to shut the fucking whingers up.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:40, closed)

real members being all your anonymous accounts?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:50, closed)

I only have 2
me and MizMcUg.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:12, closed)

Don't start!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:45, closed)

Who are you calling a "real member"?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 10:08, closed)