Back when I was a teenager and I started going out to nightclubs I used to love dressing up in weird stuff
If you think "punk transvestite" you won't be far off. So there I was aged 16 or 17 with pigtails and heavy eyeliner and all the rest of it, waiting to get in, when one of the bouncers came over and pulled me out of the queue. Apparently my complete lack of dress sense had really upset him and he said in a low growl, "If it was up to me, I'd beat the shit out of you."

Of course I couldn't let that one go, so came back with "So who's it up to? Do you need to ask your mummy first?"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:29, 8 replies)

needless to say, nobody had the last laugh

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:36, closed)

Well no, at that point the violence happened

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:39, closed)

I think we all saw that one coming.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:54, closed)

I bet you LOVED it you little slag...
and 'went back for more'

that sounds a bit like a Morrisey song that does
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:37, closed)

alright, albert

(alright alright, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:17, closed)

So a punk-tranny you came back with some lip to a low-growling bouncer, eh?
Colour me sceptical...
(McChinaman banned, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:46, closed)

you're forgetting that he once had pseudo-sex with a barmaid which makes him officially a bouncer

(alright alright, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:04, closed)

pse l
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:12, closed)