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A friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.

Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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Back when I was a teenager and I started going out to nightclubs I used to love dressing up in weird stuff
If you think "punk transvestite" you won't be far off. So there I was aged 16 or 17 with pigtails and heavy eyeliner and all the rest of it, waiting to get in, when one of the bouncers came over and pulled me out of the queue. Apparently my complete lack of dress sense had really upset him and he said in a low growl, "If it was up to me, I'd beat the shit out of you."

Of course I couldn't let that one go, so came back with "So who's it up to? Do you need to ask your mummy first?"
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:29, 8 replies)
needless to say, nobody had the last laugh

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:36, closed)
Well no, at that point the violence happened

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 17:39, closed)
I think we all saw that one coming.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:54, closed)
I bet you LOVED it you little slag...
and 'went back for more'

that sounds a bit like a Morrisey song that does
(, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:37, closed)
alright, albert

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 18:17, closed)
So a punk-tranny you came back with some lip to a low-growling bouncer, eh?
Colour me sceptical...
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:46, closed)
you're forgetting that he once had pseudo-sex with a barmaid which makes him officially a bouncer

(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:04, closed)

pse l
(, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:12, closed)

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