What?
I have just returned from my annual trip to the library and I must say it has gone downhill.

I walked in and there was poor old Mrs Peacock lying on the floor, her skull bludgeoned by a piece of lead piping. Then again, that old cow has died more times than John Bishop before an audience of anything other than fucking idiots.

But to more weighty matters. Very weighty matters indeed, this S0ckpuppet and Liemallow affair, for affair it is.

The truth is, I like nothing better than giving our Australian cousins a damned good licking. This summer I’ve been in raptures. In the main this has been due to the sound of leather on Willow. Lovely girl, Willow, though her charges have become quite extortionate in these recessionary times so I’ve recently made do with baiting this board’s most famous member.

Of course I have form for member baiting. I remember the stuffed shirts escorting me from the public gallery after I told the member for Southwalk Central to “fuck off” during the debate for the legalisation of Greek practices.

Where was I…

Ah! That’s right, these blighters.

Polite discourse is what sets us apart from the animals, that and not taking a shit wherever we feel like it, though anyone who has been to Cardiff may disagree.

All the effing and jeffing aimed at certain members of our club has got out of hand. In my day if you wanted to show a man he was in error you gave him a damn good scrugging and when it was all over you shook him firmly by the hand, shared a cheroot and never spoke of it again.

We should return to these simpler times immediately!
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:09, 13 replies)

you dissing cardiff you prick? i'll fucking cut you

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:13, closed)

As I write this
I'm sitting waiting for a pizza in one of Cardiff's fine takeout establishments, and I can confirm that most people here do their shits in the street.

Although luckily not on their pizzas, which at £7 for a thick twelve-incher is almost worth wading through the accumulated effluvia.
(Eukanuba, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:04, closed)

it isn't cardiff's fault that you like to eat where you shit

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 8:57, closed)

Fuck off.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:15, closed)

Wait, Cardiff?
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY SSG!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:27, closed)

alright Stuj


I was going to write ‘Wales’, but realising I’ve not visited every nook and cranny of the province, it is possible that there are some undiscovered beacons of civilisation in that otherwise benighted land.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:44, closed)

^Totally naive^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:46, closed)

Pfffft, yeah right.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, closed)

Makes me angry to hear the expression, "effing and jeffing" - wirtten down it is even more
unappealing.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:17, closed)

Quick, change colour and beat him up.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:15, closed)

Go and fuck yourself.
anyone would think you were upset about something. are you upset? are you blubbing? want some toilet roll for your runny nose? Upset on the internet. Boo hoo.

Just adding the bits you so obviously have on ctrl-v. Are you upset?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:05, closed)

Spoke OFF ?
Fuck of.

I'm so angry some pipes in my neck of burst.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:12, closed)

That's better.
I are an horrible pedant.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:33, closed)