Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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It even says it on the ticket!Going into the cinema, not too busy, but enough to warrant ushers to point and grunt. One of them wants to see my ticket to 'help' me find my seat, P34. (And my other half's of course. I couldn't have you think I go to the cinema on my own. (Any more))
He looks, and points in the general direction of 'up the stairs'
Usher; "Oh yeah," he grunts, "It's just before, erm, up there, just before..."
Me; "Just before Q I think you'll find."
U; "Erm, yeah."
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:42,
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