
Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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To a particularly sleazy sales rep who'd been moaning about the sell-his-own-grandmother tactics of a competitor.
"Nick, there's this story about a pot and a kettle which seems appropriate here. To cut a long story short, one of them's black."
( , Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:51, 2 replies)
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