Once had a visit from some bible obsessed individuals travelling door to door.
I answered the door unsuspectingly and found myself still there ten minutes later in a rather heated arguement about how the bible is nothing more than a collection of allegorical stories that had been passed down through generations by word of mouth and had had since been translated numerous times, so, you know, not everything in it might be 100% true.

They were having none of it though, and would respond to my every arguement with some line of scripture or whatever that woul somehow prove me wrong in their eyes.

The had reeled off one such line when my flatmate arrived back from work, heard what they were saying and decided to join in.

'That's not my favourite passage.'
'Oh, tell me then, what is?'
'Your mum's c**t.'

They never did come back with the leaflets they said they were going to give me.

Edit- I know that this is technically a)Recycled, and b) a 'your mum line, but It's the best one I've ever heard, some I'm posting it, dagnabbit.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:42, 2 replies)

Nice one.
My story like this is a guy I was at university with: "Have you heard the word of Jesus?" "No, mate - there's just me and Pete." "No - Jesus Christ - our lord?" "The landlord's away, mate, and he doesn't live here." "No - our lord Jesus Christ." "I told you mate - it's just me and Pete."

For about ten minutes he denied all knowledge or awareness of the existence of Christianity, until said door-stopper got bored.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:51, closed)

haha that is excellent

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:05, closed)