Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich.One night I was in the crowd watching the live stand-up. Malcolm Hardee (gawd bless his soul) was compere (as per) and was mid way through one of his stints.
Malcom, telling one of his wonderful stories gets interrupted by this voice a few rows back which pipes up with, "that's the biggest load of bollocks!"
Known for being somewhat of an exhibitionist at times, Malcolm calmly unzips his trousers and whips out the biggest pair of testicles ever seen before uttering:
"and this is the biggest lot you'll ever see my son".
Genius.
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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:48,
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Malcolm Hardy's ballsare world famous. There's a wonderful conversation about them on the Doug Loves Movies Podcast from the US. I forget the comedian but he's talking about the shock of performing at Up The Creek with Malcolm.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:53,
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I must have been there over a dozen times when he owned the place.Every time he got naked at some stage. Legend.
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addickted has attained freedom, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:58,
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