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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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My seven year old nephew asked me why we bombed Dresden in the Second World War.
Seeing that he was clearly maturing, I fielded this sensibly, and without going into the First World War, simply explained about it's being akin to the shock n' awe programme in Iraq, and that it was a strategic move.

He looked me up and down, went bright red, and burst out "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!"
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 17:01, 1 reply)
Tch.
You were never funny.
(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 19:21, closed)

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